Nothing says "Hey, I love you and Happy Birthday, Anniversary, or Graduation" than a greeting card of questionable taste. Dirty greeting cards are everywhere and can be a great conversation starter at a Bachelorette party or your best friend’s 30th birthday party. There are times when you should probably skip these little pearls of naughty wisdom. Here are a few examples:
Your Grandparent’s 50th Wedding Anniversary. Unless you have the world’s coolest grandparents, it’s probably not a good idea to give them an anniversary card featuring a naked older couple in a compromising position. The only exception to this rule is probably my husband’s grandfather. He was the dirtiest old man I have ever met and he would have found a nasty limerick or a raunchy poem rather amusing. So unless you have grandparents who decorated the hall for their anniversary party with empty beer cans and camouflage g-strings, I’d just stick with a potted plant.
The Birthday of your Girlfriend’s Mother. If you’re trying to get in good with the parent’s make sure that either one of them or both lean toward the liberal side. Otherwise you might as well get back the engagement ring deposit because you have just blown any chances with their daughter. Worst case scenario, you are branded a pervert and will have to spend many lonely nights with a bottle of cheap wine, a copy of World of Warcraft, and your unwanted dirty birthday card.
Any party thrown for a long lost friend. Here’s the scenario: You arrive at the birthday/going away/welcome home party of someone who has turned from treasured friend to casual acquaintance. The person you once knew was fun loving and had a wild sense of humor. So you hand them a card featuring a naked woman/man who is alluding to an act of a sexual nature. He or she is flabbergasted and asks you at once to exit the premises. Unbeknownst to you this person has become prudish in his or her old age, and you have just offended their delicate sensibilities. Lesson learned and don’t expect an invitations in the future.
| |
StarReviews Top 3
Greeting Card Website |
|
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
 |
Your wife. Here is a piece of sage advice from someone who knows. It is never, ever a good idea to buy your wife anything of a pornographic nature for a gift, or a card. I don’t care how well you think you know her, most women want three things: jewelry, shoes, or handbags. Stick to those categories and you’ll never go wrong. Do not try to be clever and give her a suggestive greeting card along with a sweet gift. You’ll end up on the couch that night, and that is more than likely not your dream outcome.
Tags:
greetings